Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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