We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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