i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
