My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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