belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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