I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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