Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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