Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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