My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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