Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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