I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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