I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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