We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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