is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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