YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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