office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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