why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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