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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
