margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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