I hope mine doesn't look like that
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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