I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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