I met the friendliest cop last night
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
