is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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