Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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