The maid of honor just puked.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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