love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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