Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
