he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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