This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
is this the sara with the beer cane?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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