yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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