only you would photoshop your dick
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Congratulations! We have a period
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