Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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