I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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