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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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