The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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