is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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