just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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