went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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