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  Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

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  Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.

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  hah, sarcasm, classic

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.

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