I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Im just a social blackout drinker.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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