I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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