How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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