Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
