so that wasnt chicken after all
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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