Pappa wants mamma naked
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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