Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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