whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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