I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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