Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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