North Korea, Best Korea!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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