I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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