It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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