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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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